Random quotes by Random people

These are quotes that crack me up and hopefully they crack you up to.

1. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
2. 
    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.  ~McBride Bloch
3. 
   Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It is already tomorrow in Australia.  ~Charles Schulz 
4. 
   An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.  ~William Castle
5. 
   "It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner." - ben
6. 
   "Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated."-garry
7. 
   "Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it." -Salvador Dali 
8. 
   "Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected." 
9. 
   When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" 
10. 
    "A hard man is good to find." -Mae West
11. 
    "No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not." -H.L. Mencken
12. 
    "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
13. 
    You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." - Melanie Clark 
14. 
    You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
15. 
    "What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey

18

I barely turned 18 and it feels weird to me. I have all these hormones that are going through my body that i have never felt before and it feel weird. since i titled this 18, i'll give you 18 reasons why being 18 feels good.
1. You are able to vote whoop dit do who cares lol. i shouldn't even say who cares because back in the day women weren't even allowed to vote and they had to fight for their right to vote even when the men didn't want them to and men thought women were stupid and should only be in the kitchen cooking and staying home and having babies.
2.You finally get to go to the doctors and get to sign your own papers without your parents there treating you like a baby telling you what to do.oh yeah did i mention the confidential clause where doctors are not allowed to release your medical reports to your parents without your permission. tight right lol.
3.You are able to get married without your parents consent in Missouri if you want to. lol
4.You finally get to open up your own credit card account and run up as much debts as you want to and end up having to owe the irs money if you aren't careful :)
5.You get to sign contracts on your own, buy a car and rent an apartment without your parents consent yayayaya :)
6.You can enlist in the army> scary place to go to.
7. You get to buy drugs. well i dont understand why the age limit to buy drugs is 18 and to drink is 21? they might as well make them the same age cause both of them is bad.
8. you get a license without having to go through all the drivers ed classes >omg so boring lol
9.You get to work with out your parents permission isnt that awesome
10.you finally get to have sex with someone who is older. plus you get to get birth control and plan b without their permission
11.you can sue mean people in court > me likey this one hehhe
12.you can choose whether or not you want to drop out of school.
13.you can go to clubs without fake ids
14. You can move out
15. you are mature
16. you can watch pornos lmao
17.you can travel without any parents.
18. last but not least> you can buy and go places where 18 year old can go :)

He's not interested in you.

I'm the type of woman who likes to study people and their movement. I like to study people and observe them before i talk to them or bother saying hi. All my friends say that I'm a big weirdo for studying people but i only do it because i want to be sure that the person i talk to is safe and isn't some kind of creep or stalker.When i think a guy/man is cute i tend to hit them up first or sometimes they hit me up to talk and make a convo. with them and see how it goes and where it will lead to. Guys are way more complicated than females.They like to play as much games as we females do but theirs are even worst. They have a wall and they always have their guard up so they don't get hurt. some men play girls like toys even when they have the right one in their life.All my life I've been played, cheated on, lied to by guys and I'll always ask myself why is this happening to me? why can't i find one good guy who would loves me for me and not want other females? i even asked myself how come i didn't see the signs when it was right there in my face. Then it hit me and as i got older i started to realize the games guys play on females, and how they can lie to you in your face telling you how much they care for you and then next minute you see them telling another chick the same bullshit. here's some ways to tell that he really isn't interested in you at all.

1.The conversations are short and his communications lessens. If he has little/nothing to say on a consistent basis.
2. You ask him out during special occasions or holidays and he tells you that he's unavailable or can't make it and makes up a stupid excuse
3. He never hits you up
4. He doesn't bother checking up on you
5.He stops calling you.
6.You send him a text message,or aim and hours maybe even a day later he still hasn't responded, or he waits hours or a day later to respond: You are an afterthought. if he really wanted to be with you or get to know you he would respond right away in a heart beat.
7. If he calls you at 11 pm or later you're just a booty call and all he wants is sex. he's really not interested in much more.
8.If he constantly calls you boo, cutie, hot and never seem to remember your name then he's not interested.
9.if you hear him say i'm no good at relationships or something like that it means that he has no intentions of being in a relationship with you.
10.If he calls you out of nowhere. it means that he is bored and he is lonely and knows that you'll fill the gap especially when everyone else he called were too busy for to answer his calls.
11.He does not encourage conversation or volunteers anything about himself. He maintains his distance from you.
12.he is ignoring you or disrespects you by putting down your values, thoughts and ideas, he's just not interested in you or in a relationship with you.
13.He declines a social invitation from you and never wants to do a rain check.
14.A guy stands you up, blows you off or shows up late, he does not have respect for your time and plans. Bottom line, he does not respect you and does not care whether or not you are in his life.
15.He's never available on the weekends or occasions that are reserved as date nights, know you're just a passing phase or flavor of the moment.
16.is too busy to see you during daylight hours but has time to swing by for a quick hook up
17.He never wants to introduce you to his family members or his friends
18.he never calls you back the same day and never answers his phone when you call.
19.He blocks you from his buddy list and doesn't respond to your emails
20.he encourages you to date others and not wait around for him, it's because he does not see a future with you and wants to be free to date others as well.
21. He never invites you over to his place.
22.He Never Discusses Your Future
23.You are constantly paying for the bills every time you two go out and he never wants to pay.He is only interested in what he can get out of you
24.He stops calling, changes his phone number, the visits become less and less frequent.

FAQ by Tina Okoli

Are you a freak?
No, not that type of girl
Are you single?
Yes i am
Are you looking for a relationship?
honestly that's not my main concern right now but if it happens then it happens.
Are you a virgin?
Yes i am.
When are you going to stop being a virgin?
when i get married lol. if i happen to lose it before getting married then i lose it. i don't know my future so we'll just have to see what and who's in it
Are you really 18?
Yes i am i just turned 18
What school you go to?
I'm sorry thats really a classified information :)
Is it true that you never wear make-up in your pictures?
yes its true. i only wear make-up to my job because its one of the requirements.
Are you in to girls?
No, i'm not. i may think say a girl is pretty or hot but all girls do that even if they arent gay.
Do you support the gays?
Of course i do 100%%%
Do you like animals?
certain ones yes. i love puppies and newborn dogs
Do you want to have sex?
one day i would like to experience how it feels like but again its not my biggest worries.
Are you scared of life ?
who isn't lol. i love my life. i'm a girl i get scared sometimes
Are your tits real?
yes they are.