pretty sick

All yall wack dudes, come at me if you dare
but trust and believe, yall are in for a scare
ill slit ya wrists, put u in a warm tub, and not even care
id be sittin there watchin you bleed everywhere
i might give you an asprin, does that sound fair?
a chick with a metaphorical dick, does that sound rare?
i murder dudes like buffy the vamp slayer
all my bitches are all former players
if there was a CrazyTown, id be the mayor
naaaaw id be the president
and youd all be the residents
doesn it sound like a happy ending?
then we can buy little hamsters for blending
make a little smoothie for sending
to the people who make machines for vending
or give to girls who are popular for bending
anyways...i forgot what i was thinking
like the Titanic, my sanity is sinking
18 bars down without even blinking
lets see how long you can go without stinking